Who’s Your Daddy? The Womanizer Review

Who’s Your Daddy? The Womanizer

There’s a hot new vibrator on the streets and rumor has it, she’s a a beauty, so you know I had to get me one. I met her with the help of the wonderful folks at Good Vibrations www.goodvibes.com

We had our first date on a quiet afternoon this month, and have revisited each other a couple times since. She’s even hung out with a couple of my friends so that we could all weigh in on our opinions.

Lightweight, quiet, usb chargeable, comes with a carry case, choice of of colors/patterns,  and she also sports a little bling! What more could you ask? Perhaps a better name. Yes, my chief complaint about the “Womanizer” is the name. Ugh. I mean really, when I could joyfully talk about the wonders of my “Magic Wand” why in feminist new world tarnation would I say “The Womanizer”? Perhaps because she is simply a swelligant device that executes exquisitely, even on an ol’ jaded vibrator snob like me?

Here are some of her features in detail:

Fun selection of colors/designs. I, of course, chose the black leopard.
The secret is in her silicone removable/replaceable sucker/attachment (wish it were black).
Lightweight and easy to use.
Quiet. Other reviewers have noted The Womanizer to be noisy. I suppose when your magic wand www.goodvibes.com/Magic-Wand-Vibrator sounds like a small plane landing on a rocky runway, (did I mention it’s time for a new one?), any vibrator could sound quiet(er), so I think you should know where my comparative analysis comes from.
Sweet zip around carry case – but pink, really? Uh yeah.

Pulling her out of the box, I thought to myself she might be too lightweight for such a heavy hitter as I, but woah ho ho, I was deceived! That cunning little minx had me off in no time! In fact, it was so fast I was almost disappointed. Honestly I was left a little wanting and had to have more, so I used her again and again. She gave me a pretty sweet ride, especially once I got going. Now what about this sucking sensation of which everyone speaks? I get it and I got it, but it was nowhere near a sucking action like a mouth would do. More so the cup wraps around the clit and creates a type of suction. So for me, suction is more accurate than sucking. If The Womanizer had a sucking option to boot, I’d marry her! Another interesting tidbit, I have a clit hood piercing that can feel really awesome during sexual activity or it can get in the way. Guess what happens with The Womanizer? It gets in the way. The good news is that it causes a great tease, so that the straight shooting action gets deferred, which also appeals to my sense of tease and denial.

Speaking of tease and denial, why not use The Womanizer for other things besides the clit? I love it on my nipples, (with or without the piercings) and would definitely try it out on a frenulum. Finally, I also recommend this device for someone who wants to bind their subject and make her cum over and over again.


Anyone out there remember the Wahl 7 in 1?

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So called for its seven different attachments, it is the preferred vibrator of some of my friends, (of all genders), who require more direct stimulation. The 7 in 1 has super intense direct vibration, particularly with the attachments that are less dispersed (you know the two, the one that looks like a finger and the one that looks like a sucker!). If you are one of these people, The Womanizer will either become your new best friend because it is so much lighter weight and amazingly quieter, (trust me on this one). But will it pack the vibrational wallop you might require? I’d like to find out.

Finally, fully charged, The Womanizer is supposed to last a full 90 minutes. Unfortunately, I did not quite find that to be the case. She mysteriously lost her buzz on both me and my submissive ham on two separate and inexplicable occasions and would not seem to take the charge again. After a weeklong respite, she seems back in the saddle and working just fine. I just lent her out to two of my naughty puss friends for a full check up. I’ll give an update as soon as they give me feedback. All in all, I like the toy with the not so great name and would highly recommend her. Clits up Womanizer!


See more at: www.goodvibes.com

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Peg Your Heart Out and Feel it All! Injoyus Review

Walking into the lobby of Catalystcon West 2014, I wondered what my purpose was being there. Sure, I had a panel wherein we would discuss the complications around private vs public in the sex lives of industry people, but surely there was more. Within a half an hour of being in the lobby, I was introduced to the Injoyus, an incredible harnessless pegging device. As a 20 plus year player of strap on, pegging, harness and dildo play, I had never found an “ultimate solution”.

Sure, there are many terrific and not so terrific possibilities out there, and they all largely require what is commonly known as a harness. Without going into details about the pros and cons of harness wearing, just imagine this: your tits are perky or you wear a bra, your teeth are straight or you must wear braces…the reality is most female id’ed or non-potruding bodies of any gender don’t have the additional equipment to encourage “hands free” penetration. The harness holds the dildo/phallus/toy in place for comfort and ease. But it digs into your flesh, requires certain body sizes, and oftentimes is simply cumbersome.

Oh yes, there are now several options for “harnessless” strap on and pegging devices, and in my experience, and many others I know, they are simply not up to snuff. They won’t stay in, they flop about, one end is wrong for the receiver of that end, or they’re made of a really crappy material with chemicals.

Bring on the Injoyus! Designed and built by a Physician’s Assistant who took four plus years to painstakingly modify the device, it now stands, as far as I know, as the ONLY two way insertable (harness less strap on), that not only gives the receiver much pleasure, the wearer too can attain incredible orgasmic release and also have the added bonus of feeling what it’s like to actually have another pleasure appendage.

Here’s how it works: the wearer/giver places into their vagina/pussy/hole between the ass and the urethra a round, medical silicone grade insertable piece, that acts as the stay in piece, or “locking device” if you will. I’ll call it the base. It sits against the pelvis, for some of us, like a joey in its mother’s pouch     

So comfy! Then, you can attach one of the insertables, the more dildo shaped piece, for the receiver’s pleasure. In a word, once in place, the wearer/giver can squat, walk, lie, even dance and the Injoyus will not fall out. Honestly, having mutual sexual pleasure with your partner from the inside out is quite like nothing else available to us on earth, only fantasies!

Sure, there are a couple of down sides, the Injoyus base, currently does not “fit” every body. The good news is, they back their products 100%. You can return it if it does not fit! Who ever heard of that?

Also, there are currently, no color options for the base, (and they chose a creamy color), but the attachments come in pink, purple, and black, (see the image).

I enjoyed my time at CatalystCon, and I particularly “Injoyed” the Injoyus, and I have ever since. I love “her” so much I’ve named her Francis. Yep, our relationship is that special, and if you would like to own one go HERE and be sure to put in EVE1 for 10% off.  Here’s to a world where the Injoyus becomes a widely used pleasure device within the expansive world of sex and exploration!

Best First or Only Sex Toys Ever?

LOTS of people ask me what my favorite sex toys are, (including the ever wonderful Good Vibrations –  and I have many many options at my disposal! But if you want to slim it down to two pieces under 200 bucks, here’s my deal:

The Betty Dodson Vaginal Barbell combined with the Hitachi Magic Wand are the BEST!

Although the barbell says “vaginal”, it actually works amazingly well on the prostate and anally for women also. Easy to clean, sterilizable, lasts for life, it’s worth every cent and then some too.
Pair it with the Hitachi Magic Wand and you’re set for life for under $200!


My two cents:)



Form Follows Function, or Does it? The Liberator Obéir Spanking Bench Review

If you are familiar with the Liberator line of sex gear, then you know, more or less, what you are in for. Their pieces are generally easy to use and are often a cross between chic bean bag chairs and useful sex furniture. In a word, they are often functional and pretty (to a point).

I once owned a Liberator Wedge, which was fabulous in theory, but because of its bulk and size, it rarely got used for its intended purposes; living in San Francisco does not afford itself to a lot of space. Having said that, it did exactly what it promised, offering a firm yet cushiony goodness to any sexual activities that require a bit of height or physical adjustment. It’s easy enough to clean, as the covering is removable for the wash. However, I usually like to throw a towel or pad over the top to save myself the hassle of unzipping the tightly bound sheathing and trying to restuff the piece later. Putting a barrier on will not keep you from having to wash it, but will reduce the need to do so.  In any case, I digress… or do I?

she's a squirmer!

she’s a squirmer!

I received the Obéir Spanking Bench from the fine folks at Good Vibrations to give it a whirl.  The Obeir is not unlike the Wedge, as it is soft, cozy, functional and pretty. It is also not unlike the wedge because of its cumbersome girth and its inability to be used for anything other than its intended purpose. Admittedly, I have used both of them as leg props, with some success, for ease on my weary back. The Wedge is much more useful for this purpose because of its lower height.

wanna dance?

wanna dance?

The Obéir is pretty enough and practical enough, but really, just barely enough.  Yes, it has detachable bondage straps that are made of fabric and Velcro, but it’s easy to free oneself from them. And they also are long enough to allow the bottom (the spankee, the one on the bench) to freely flop around. Ease of freedom and movement may sound like a clever and safe idea, but not with real bondage. Unless you put mitts or vet wrap around your bottoms hands and they happen to also be a 90 pound wimp or passive doll, almost anyone, and I do mean anyone, can escape this thing. So it’s not really about the restraint — unless your bottom is very “good” and will not try to escape. Further, it rocks over. No matter what size person I have tried it with, they hold their “restrained” hands on the floor to secure themselves and the piece from toppling over. Not super useful.

I had a few friends try it out also, and although we all find it to be aesthetically pleasing, and somewhat functional, its use does not make up for the space it takes, especially in San Francisco. If you want to create a swinger, kink light effect in your home, the Obeir could go nicely with adult decor. And if you have enough space to store it between uses, that could appeal to you. But, if you are seeking more utility and less clutter, learn to bind your partner over the bed or a couch. You will save space and get the job done!

oops! she got free!

oops! she got free!